Jokes about dating and being single
- Henry Kissinger I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. " -Arnold Schwarzenegger Honesty is the key to a relationship. - Courteney Cox, as Monica on "Friends" Hockey is a sport for white men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
A: I can do so much better Q: Why are men like laxatives?Women deserve to be career-oriented like men, and you feel the need to prove that by making it abundantly clear that he’ll never be your priority. That absolutely requires a full face of makeup and the perfect “undone” beachy waves. He might as well count on adopting, too, because you’ll never prove every man in your industry right by going on maternity leave. Don’t ever expect anything less of the guy you are seeing, either. You need the whole nine yards every time, because you know what? A: Because they are pigs Q: What are a married man's two greatest assets?A: A closed mouth and an open wallet Q: How do males exercise on the beach?